I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
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Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
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My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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