So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
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I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
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Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
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