: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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