In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
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