are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
You're like the curious george of whores
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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