I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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