Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
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he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
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They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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