Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
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Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
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There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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