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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
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I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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