At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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