come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
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Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
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Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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