Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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