i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
she told me i tasted like america
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
Randomize
