he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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