question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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