She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
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I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
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Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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