But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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