Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
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When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
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I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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