question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
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I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
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I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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