Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
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I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
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He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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