i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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