we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
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It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
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The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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