Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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