Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
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Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
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You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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