Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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