when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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