ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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