I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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