Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
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