also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
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If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
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So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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