I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
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She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
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I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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