Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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