Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
My nipple is on Facebook.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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