I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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