i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
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The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
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Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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