are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
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