Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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