and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
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We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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