I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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