@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
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She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
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True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.