have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
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Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
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I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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