Your favorite bartender is back from prision
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Randomize