Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
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She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
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Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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