The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
You are the jesus of drinking
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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