I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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