Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
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