There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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