is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
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