She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
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You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
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He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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