hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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