I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
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I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
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My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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