I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
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She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
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You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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