The maid of honor just puked.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
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just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
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When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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