you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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