By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
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