whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
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