I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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