so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
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As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
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He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
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Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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